Often described as the dumbest smart person you’ll ever meet (thanks mum), with an overtly stressed aura and an alarming propensity to get lost whenever he ventures outdoors. A traveller who did two continents in two months, and who will drop that into conversation now and again in order to sound pretentious. Finally, an aspiring lawyer, oxford-reject and general knowledge lover who expresses himself through his only skill (written word if you hadn’t noticed) and who enjoys referring to himself in the third person. There it is. Three needlessly complex sentences which perfectly describe the needlessly complex, Joe.